Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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