I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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