roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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