i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I feel like abortions should bother me more
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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