You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It's never too late to be topless.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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