your room smells of hookers.
And success
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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