People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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