i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can you bring me the toilet please
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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