Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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