I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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