hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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