I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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