some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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