it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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