If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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