I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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