I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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