Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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