I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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