So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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