the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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