I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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