he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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