we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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