dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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