We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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