ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
