I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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