It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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