the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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