? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Randomize
