Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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