no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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