Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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