dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
we should paint friendship bongs
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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