Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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