I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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