Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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