I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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