its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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