**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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