my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
is it fun? or sober?
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