I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
