I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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