I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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