Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Pants are for mortals
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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