you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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