It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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