So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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