i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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