is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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