Well douche your snatch and let's go!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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